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1. 99c Lipstick Lyrics

99c Lipstick Lyrics

Put on your 99 cent lipstick, baby Man with the world's longest pubic hair Met the woman with the world's longest fingernails They made the world's worst fairy tale Put on your 99 cent lipstick, baby



2. Capt Mouth Lyrics

Capt Mouth Lyrics

My lips are running off to china They are talking at 55 miles per hour My mouth is dripping saliva Get, get, get a muzzle for my vagina My loose lips are sinking ships My legs are running off to Hung



3. Molar System Lyrics

Molar System Lyrics

My dentist is very angry I do not keep my dentures clean Because of this diaper rash and guilt about my wet dreams I hate my dentist He does not let me eat chocolate cake Because of his bleeding ulcer



4. Rubber Robot Lyrics

Rubber Robot Lyrics

Starts sucking the hormones from my body Put the firehouse into my artery My heart is roasting like a marshmallow Hurry, my rubber sheets are turning yellow Start pumping the messages into my stomach



5. St. Patricks Gay Parade Lyrics

St. Patricks Gay Parade Lyrics

I got to peek where the sun does not shine She forgot to close the curtains, how kind I got to mail order x-ray spy glasses I was a normal guy, but... I just want to glance at her nipples They are get



6. Cop Song Lyrics

Cop Song Lyrics

And this plumber goes into a bowling alley looking for trouble He does not go anywhere without his plunger and pocketknife He spots his first opponent and calls him a greasy worm And without warning w



7. A Kidney Problem Lyrics

A Kidney Problem Lyrics

Her underwear has April showers And I am pissing on her may flowers He is pissing on my bare feet I gotta run from the Japanese army I gotta climb the electrical fence but I got his urine on my ba



8. Attack on Tijuana Lyrics

Attack on Tijuana Lyrics

Are you the food? No we are the hunters! Our names won't be remembered, If we die like tramples flowers I refuse to be forgotten Written off as less than worthless Scream and cry but none will hear yo



9. 99¢ Lipstick Lyrics

99¢ Lipstick Lyrics

Put on your 99 cent lipstick, baby Man with the world's longest pubic hair Met the woman with the world's longest fingernails They made the world's worst fairy tale Put on your 99 cent lipstick, baby



10. Captain Mouth Lyrics

Captain Mouth Lyrics

My lips are running off to china They are talking at 55 miles per hour My mouth is dripping saliva Get, get, get a muzzle for my vagina My loose lips are sinking ships My legs are running off to Hung



11. Molar System Lyrics

Molar System Lyrics

My dentist is very angry I do not keep my dentures clean Because of this diaper rash and guilt about my wet dreams I hate my dentist He does not let me eat chocolate cake Because of his bleeding ulcer



12. Capt Mouth Lyrics

Capt Mouth Lyrics

My lips are running off to china They are talking at 55 miles per hour My mouth is dripping saliva Get, get, get a muzzle for my vagina My loose lips are sinking ships My legs are running off to Hung



13. 99c Lipstick Lyrics

99c Lipstick Lyrics

Put on your 99 cent lipstick, baby Man with the world's longest pubic hair Met the woman with the world's longest fingernails They made the world's worst fairy tale Put on your 99 cent lipstick, baby



14. Molar System Lyrics

Molar System Lyrics

My dentist is very angry I do not keep my dentures clean Because of this diaper rash and guilt about my wet dreams I hate my dentist He does not let me eat chocolate cake Because of his bleeding ulcer



15. 99c Lipstick Lyrics

99c Lipstick Lyrics

Put on your 99 cent lipstick, baby Man with the world's longest pubic hair Met the woman with the world's longest fingernails They made the world's worst fairy tale Put on your 99 cent lipstick, baby



16. Capt Mouth Lyrics

Capt Mouth Lyrics

My lips are running off to china They are talking at 55 miles per hour My mouth is dripping saliva Get, get, get a muzzle for my vagina My loose lips are sinking ships My legs are running off to Hung



17. Molar System Lyrics

Molar System Lyrics

My dentist is very angry I do not keep my dentures clean Because of this diaper rash and guilt about my wet dreams I hate my dentist He does not let me eat chocolate cake Because of his bleeding ulcer



18. Red Panties at Night, Sailors Delight Lyrics

Red Panties at Night, Sailors Delight Lyrics

my frightened muscles won't flex during these demonstrations her fists turn into wrecking balls my impotence gives her a thrill I can't get stiff during these family vacations daddy tucked his panties



19. St. Patrick's Gay Parade Lyrics

St. Patrick's Gay Parade Lyrics

I got to peek where the sun does not shine She forgot to close the curtains, how kind I got to mail order x-ray spy glasses I was a normal guy, but... I just want to glance at her nipples They are get



20. Biggest Little Prick in the Union Lyrics

Biggest Little Prick in the Union Lyrics

I removed my foreskin to interfere with procedure I tied one end of the rope to the tip of my prick and the other, to the exhaust of my girlfriend's car "hey" I said "put the peddle to the metal" my g